|Band Member||Role||Likes||Dislikes||Biggest Beef||Kink||Dom/Sub|
|"the Dom Mom" baelingual, freak shrieks, wheezing||boobs, kimchi, cotton eye joe||dudebros, fuccboiz, slow walkers, clowns||Wack MCs||SATAN, spanking, sausage, straps||Mom Dom|
|"the Distant Dad" volume curation,
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|"that's the ticket," socks and sandals, Bop-it, alien religions||nonfiction, involuntary gastrointestinal noise||Febian Perez||Freudian defense mechanisms||D.O.E.|
|"the Troubled Youth" diversity inclusion, SKRRTS/BRRAPS, line-crossing||short shorts, sugar daddies?, black history month, silicone lube, whiskey sours||Juanita's tortilla chips, sleeping in silence, tequila, whirlpools||DJ Khaled||leashes/collars, sriracha||gimp|
|"the BB" naps, hats, little spoon||warm water, juanita's tortilla chips, potlucks, money, bachata||the state of this economy, am i righ?||Ajit Pai||TBA 12/20/2012||Dom|
Internet Beef is an Alt-Punk//Indie-Thrash//Spazz Pop band from Portland, Oregon! They are currently in the studio recording their first EP, (tour following!!) and will be label shopping shortly thereafter :0
Internet Beef has been told they sound fast and loud and have lots of energy. One guy said they sound like Queens of the Stone Age but better. They've been likened to acts like: Metallica, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Thee Oh Sees, System of A Down, White Reaper, and Maximum the Hormone.
They are known for their ridiculous promo videos, colorful sexy costumes, high energy, spazzy performances, lyrics that often switch between languages, absurd social media presence, and their new Youtube series: 2bands1tub, in which they interview other bands in the tub.